January 2012
451 posts
Oh, I should mention I’ve been in 2012 for an hour and twelve minutes. So far it’s pretty much the same as 2011.
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“Bad news no wine, good news WE GOT WHISKEY!”
– Zip super average (via whatisautonomy)
“I just heard some gunshots. So, there’s that. Either people are ringing in the...”
– Rayann. totally a whorecrux (via whatisautonomy)
December 2011
425 posts
2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you've... →
Sometimes I lose faith in mankind but then I remember Sara Bareilles exists.
New years resolutions:
aristoddler:
800 x 600
1024 x 768
1920 x 1080
When you start getting the feeling people in your life suck, it just means you’re surrounding yourself with the wrong kind of people.
I’m sad and angry but on the upside I can legally buy liquor in a week.
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Every time I listen to the Original London Cast Recording of Les Misérables I find myself completely in love with Colm Wilkinson.
He’s 67.
(And, like, married with grandchildren…)
Anonymous asked: Sometimes I feel really strange because I read your posts and look at your face and I just want to hug you.
Minecraft needs stained glass.
WatchFuck these beautiful bastards. <3
Haha, I wanted to go to bed early tonight.
When suddenly, 4AM.
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It’s funny how sometimes the littlest of problems is the one to get you down.
An enderman just spawned in the middle of my village during daytime. And he just kept fucking teleporting around like he owned the place. UGH.
This is a terribly bitchy post.
I hate it when people (girls, most often) say things like “Oh, boys don’t like me because I’m smart. It intimidates them.”.
No.
I mean, an intelligent woman is probably intimidating to about one every twenty guys, but these aren’t guys you would want to be dating seeing as far as humans go they are probably not quite up to par.
Being “too...
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Betty Boop was originally a dog
bradofarrell:
And her boyfriend Bimbo was also a dog, look at her ears.
Then they changed her dog ears to earrings so now she’s a human.
But her boyfriend is still a dog.
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teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.
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You know what's cool?
When I come to Brazil, I obviously need to exchange currencies, and every single dollar I have is multiplied by 1.7, so basically my money doubles when turned into reais — that’s the brazilian currency — but things STILL COST THE SAME.
It makes me feel like a millionaire.
Tonight on Tumblr:
People being irrationally angry and preachy about things that don’t really matter.
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ashleykidwell:
“Your hair is so pretty,” Ashley sighed, staring adoringly at Zip’s hair as she pet it.
“Not as pretty as yours,” Zip replied, twisting hers through his fingers.
“We have such good hair,” Ashley said after a moment.
“The best hair,” Zip agreed.
My Tumblr Dashboard Right Now:
Drake Bell’s dick
Haden/Rina fanfiction
Marie Antoinette
Cats
interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
madammonkey:
I have a huge pet peeve with people that prattle about the French Revolution as if it were the best thing to ever happen to the western world.
I’m no fan of nobility paying no taxes, and the values stated by their constitution were nice… But overall, the Pre-Napoleon French Republic was a complete and utter mess. A lot of innocent people lost their lives under false charges of...
